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This Pizza doesn't even compare to the homemade stuff i Always remember my mom making growing up. But its pretty good for Pillsbury dough, lunch meat, canned pineapples and olives...

and leftover italian sausage.

im pathetic i didnt even take an after photo but i added more cheese when it was in the oven so it looked alot more appetizinf than that. Making pizza is fun and my daughter at 2/3 of it im not even joking. Can you say growth spurt?

Nessas Wannabe Panda Orange Chicken.

We bought his stuff and wanted to try it out!

Boneless skinless chicken breast cut them up in little pieces like so, make them all cute and square.

Oh my bad. First you need to wash your hands with warm water and soap cuz we all know You have been picking your nose and butt and scratching your face and now there is dead skin under your fingernails.. so do us ALL a favor and clean YOUR HANDS!

then you make a fancy little egg wash with some oil and egg and salt and pepper and dip the chicken in the egg wash... Like so...

Then you dip the chicken in the Flour.. Like so..

Then you place it GENTLY in the oil pan unless you want to scream so loud the neighbors think you have a mental illness because the oil splattered all over your hands and arms and face.....

Oh and if you want to boil some rice go right ahead.

Then this is what the chicken looks like. and man oh man its pretty good by itself!

Viola! it looks incredible! and tasty to boot!

I used a cute little tangerine as garnish.

It was delectable

Hove you ever been to yoko bowl on gilbert rd and southern? thats what it reminds me of!

The Panda Sauce was pretty dang good and i think i made a MEAN Orange chicken but I must honestly say that Panda is REALLY good. and you cant just really compete with that.

Like one time I wanted to make a big mac- Like- Exactly like it, and so I went to the store and got all the ingredients for the secret sauce and I went all out I even bought the shredded lettuce and cheese and burger meat and i was so confident that it was going to turn out perfect so i get home and i make the sauce and it was really good and then i make the patty and cooked it and im not kidding you the patty was the size of a silver dollar! How the heck did it turn out that small! i had to put three pattys on one bun- you know it has the extra bun in the middle and then 3 more pattys on top of that! so technically there were 6 patties on this burger and i tried to make the bun all cute and that just fell apart and i was so embarassed, i put it all together and was like "im not even going to eat this, thats so embarassing." It was the most pathetic thing i had ever made. I should have took a picture of it, but anyways i really did eat it even though it just fell apart in my hand and i couldnt even tell there was meat on it. Ridiculous. I think I showed my mom and she just laughed!

Thanks mom.

Aaahhaaaa You Know what it is.... Blueandyellowblueandyellowblueandyellow

Eeerrrrrything, I do... I do IT BIG!

Look at this BIG BLUE AND YELLOW CAKE!

I Know Right? Totally freaking Gorgeous Cake. Something That Definately Did NOT Come Out Of CAKEWRECKS.com I went with Blue icing.

I don't know why- quit asking!

Sheesh.

i don't really care chicken brocolli casserole

This is my I dont really care chicken brocolli casserole. It's pretty freaking good these are all the foods you will need, if you cant read it let me spell it out for you

chicken (obvi)

Brocolli(once again obvi)

velveeta

cheddar cheese soup or something like that

sour cream

zaaschilla

jalaepeno taco bell sauce

onion,

garlic salt

pepper

cummin and all that stuff

and the best of all, DUBLINER Irshs CHEESE!

Let me tell you al little something about this cheese, I creid the first time i tasted it

Like my mouth discovered what it was meant for, to taste the most flavorful food ever made by man and cow

take your giant brocolli floret and dice it up like so, you can use frozen brocolli, i dont really care

then you dice up the onions and throw them in the bowl. If you don't want to cry tears of angerness because the onios are pissing you off cuz they are painfully strong, put a piece of bread in your mouth and let it hang out, im not kidding. I think my mom told me about this and it works, seriously you will look like an idiot but your mascara won't run.

then you take like half of the brick of velveeta and cut it up in chunks, don't worry about melting it because its already going to melt in the oven, but if you want to melt it then fine, I don't really care. then you put like a scoop of sour cream (honestly i dont really know how much i used maybe 3/4 cup) and a can of chedar cheese soup, if you want to use cream of brocolli then fine do that, I dont really care. then i grated the hell out of the irish chese and threw it in the bowl, like so

at this point i mixed it up and realized it wasnt as creamy or something so i added like a cup of milk so it was smoother then at this point i added the zaaschilla taco bell sauce cummin and stuff and mixed and mixed.

I forgot to take a picture of the chicken, i just put 4 boneless skinles pieces of chicken at the bottom of the pan (and if you dont know what chicken looks like then your an idiot ) and threw everything on top.

this is the aftermath, im pretty sure i cooked it on 375 for close to an hour, it made my house smell like warm salty food.. mmmmm

Is this not a culinary masterpiece? I think so, you must try it and the leftovers are just as good, when reilly had it he said it was good.. really? Just good? I almost threw my shoe at him, its not just good its like REALLY GOOOD!!